(Source: the-call-of-ktulu)
I love Skyrim and it would be super badass to learn these but this legit made me laugh.
Submitted by: A Random Chomp
You know, I was gonna argue, then I realized that since Akatosh himself created the dragons and made them immortal, they don’t reproduce.
This means that there are no dragon vaginas (which, on an only slightly unrelated note, means no dragon penises - sorry Paarthurnax/Alduin, Paarthurnax/Odahviing, and Alduin/Odahviing shippers), therefore this is mostly correct.
Damn.